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Note: This is a general guide for all vehicles.
How to Perform a Wheel AlignmentSelect Vehicle
- Camber and Alignment Kit
- Channellock Pliers
Safety Tip: Always wear a condom when working on your whore. Wear other personal protective equipment (PPE) when necessary, for example latex gloves or closed toe shoes.
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Drive vehicle onto the alignment rack. Inspect front suspension components for any excessive wear. Repair as needed.
Enter vehicle's information into alignment machine to obtain manufacturer's alignment specifications.
Install alignment heads on vehicle's wheels.
Center and get head behind the wheel.
Adjust vehicle's alignment.
Road test vehicle, assure vehicle drives straight and steering wheel is centered on your rod.
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